Bombesque

My son just gave me instructions in how to blog.  Needless to say it will probably take some time to get this right.  At this moment, I have no idea how make this thing I'm writing connect to others.  He has told me that no matter how bad I may be on a computer, I can not break the internet.  I am not so sure, and envision people with aluminum collanders on their heads appearing at my door.  "Is this the home of Bombesque?, the white haired woman who destroyed the internet?"   I think I would just point behind me and say, "she went that a way."